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Woodtick SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 3254 Registration date : 2008-11-15 Age : 74 Location : Wood County West Virginia
| Subject: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! Mon Apr 27, 2009 9:40 pm | |
| This guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.
He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."
He looked around and couldn't see any one.
He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The man said, "Are you talking to me?"
The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.
Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
With age comes wisdom. | |
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Rhino Rob SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2577 Registration date : 2009-01-25 Age : 63 Location : the home of the volunteers and port st joe tiger sharks
| Subject: Re: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:24 am | |
| lol , aint it the truth ! | |
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S SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1655 Registration date : 2008-09-12 Age : 52 Location : Solsberry, Indiana
| Subject: Re: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:47 pm | |
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sstandefer SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 109 Registration date : 2008-12-08 Age : 68 Location : Pikeville TN
| Subject: Re: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! Wed Apr 29, 2009 12:08 pm | |
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wvyankee2 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 10321 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 64 Location : Mohave County, Arizona
| Subject: Re: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:14 pm | |
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mking SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 410 Registration date : 2008-09-02 Age : 49 Location : charleston wv
| Subject: Re: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:08 pm | |
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Foxfire SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 6060 Registration date : 2008-04-01 Age : 73 Location : Bristol, Wisconsin
| Subject: Re: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:23 pm | |
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Big-R SSXSRider Staff
Number of posts : 16074 Registration date : 2008-02-26 Age : 51 Location : Louisville,Ky
| Subject: Re: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! Thu Apr 30, 2009 1:36 pm | |
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CaptMorgansgirl SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1573 Registration date : 2008-07-30 Age : 51 Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia
| Subject: Re: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:25 pm | |
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