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 Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here!

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Woodtick
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Woodtick


Number of posts : 3254
Registration date : 2008-11-15
Age : 74
Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here!   Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! EmptyMon Apr 27, 2009 9:40 pm

This guy is 72 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day
when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see any one.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up."

He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"

The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"

The man looked at the frog for a short time,
reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."


With age comes wisdom.
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Rhino Rob
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Number of posts : 2577
Registration date : 2009-01-25
Age : 63
Location : the home of the volunteers and port st joe tiger sharks

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lol , aint it the truth !
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Registration date : 2008-09-12
Age : 52
Location : Solsberry, Indiana

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roflmao
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sstandefer
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sstandefer


Number of posts : 109
Registration date : 2008-12-08
Age : 68
Location : Pikeville TN

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PostSubject: Re: Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here!   Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! EmptyWed Apr 29, 2009 12:08 pm

So true, love my wife wouldn't take a million dollars for her, wouldn't give a dollar for another one just like her, but a talking frog lol! roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
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wvyankee2
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Number of posts : 10321
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 64
Location : Mohave County, Arizona

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uplaugh clap
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mking
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Number of posts : 410
Registration date : 2008-09-02
Age : 49
Location : charleston wv

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roflmao roflmao Monday Funny for the rest of the old Farts around here! 13435
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Number of posts : 6060
Registration date : 2008-04-01
Age : 73
Location : Bristol, Wisconsin

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One might wonder though.........hmmmmmmmmmmmm???
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Registration date : 2008-02-26
Age : 51
Location : Louisville,Ky

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roflmao
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CaptMorgansgirl
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Number of posts : 1573
Registration date : 2008-07-30
Age : 51
Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia

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lol!
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