A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather
> > sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt,
> > with
> > nothing on from the waist down.
> >
> > 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for
> > everyone to see!' he exclaimed.
> >
> > The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
> >
> > 'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on
> > below
> > the waist?' he asked again.
> >
> >
> > The old man slowly looked at him and said 'Well ... last week I
> > sat
> > out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your
> > grandma's idea.'
