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nocerisdave SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 5674 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 58 Location : Laceys Spring AL
| Subject: Ralph and the egg Thu May 14, 2009 10:05 pm | |
| Ralph
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph..'
Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.'
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!'
You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before? '
'Never,' said Ralph.
Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster . 'It's no big deal.'
Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....
"Ralph! Wake up. You shit in the bed!" | |
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S SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1655 Registration date : 2008-09-12 Age : 52 Location : Solsberry, Indiana
| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Thu May 14, 2009 10:07 pm | |
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wvyankee2 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 10319 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 64 Location : Mohave County, Arizona
| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Thu May 14, 2009 10:08 pm | |
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CaptMorgansgirl SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1573 Registration date : 2008-07-30 Age : 51 Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia
| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Thu May 14, 2009 11:49 pm | |
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Rhino Rob SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2577 Registration date : 2009-01-25 Age : 63 Location : the home of the volunteers and port st joe tiger sharks
| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Fri May 15, 2009 6:19 am | |
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Woodtick SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 3254 Registration date : 2008-11-15 Age : 74 Location : Wood County West Virginia
| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Fri May 15, 2009 7:36 am | |
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SFC Retired
Number of posts : 91 Registration date : 2009-04-07 Age : 57 Location : Princeton, WV
| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Fri May 15, 2009 9:24 am | |
| That's just not right. Funny Though. | |
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cajuncoot SSXSRider Member
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| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Fri May 15, 2009 4:03 pm | |
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Foxfire SSXSRider Member
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WV Rider SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 511 Registration date : 2008-08-17 Age : 61 Location : Logan, WV
| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Fri May 15, 2009 9:36 pm | |
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AIRBORNE SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 6266 Registration date : 2008-05-01 Age : 50 Location : Morgantown, West Virginia
| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Fri May 15, 2009 11:52 pm | |
| Just the laugh I needed. Now I want to make sure I don't dream about chickens after this next whiskey and coke. | |
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Rhino Rob SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2577 Registration date : 2009-01-25 Age : 63 Location : the home of the volunteers and port st joe tiger sharks
| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Sun May 17, 2009 12:11 pm | |
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wvyankee2 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 10319 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 64 Location : Mohave County, Arizona
| Subject: Re: Ralph and the egg Sun May 17, 2009 2:08 pm | |
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