In honor of the 44th President of the United States,
Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new
flavor: "Barocky Road".
Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate,
and surrounded by nuts and flakes.
The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and
usually denied as an ingredient.
The nuts and flakes are all very bitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a
large beautiful cone, but then the ice cream is
taken away and given to the person in line behind
you.
You are left with an empty wallet and no change,
holding an empty cone with no hope of getting
any ice cream.
Are you stimulated?
