2Slow4U SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1657 Registration date : 2009-05-18 Age : 72 Location : Sevierville, Tennessee
| Subject: A Cow's Tale Thu May 28, 2009 10:44 pm | |
| A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat...
The Doctor asked him what had happened. 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'' 'I don't remember much after that' | |
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Number of posts : 1655 Registration date : 2008-09-12 Age : 52 Location : Solsberry, Indiana
| Subject: Re: A Cow's Tale Fri May 29, 2009 3:27 pm | |
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MarkM SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 503 Registration date : 2009-04-19 Age : 55 Location : Pinch, WV
| Subject: Re: A Cow's Tale Fri May 29, 2009 4:23 pm | |
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