2Slow4U
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Registration date : 2009-05-18
Age : 72
Location : Sevierville, Tennessee
 | | Subject: Another scene from the welfare office... Mon Jun 08, 2009 11:09 am | |
| A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... you know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
Social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it." | |
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sizzler
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Registration date : 2008-08-11
Age : 70
Location : Rapid City, South Dakota
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Registration date : 2008-09-12
Age : 52
Location : Solsberry, Indiana
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Rhino Rob
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Registration date : 2009-01-25
Age : 63
Location : the home of the volunteers and port st joe tiger sharks
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Foxfire
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Registration date : 2008-04-01
Age : 73
Location : Bristol, Wisconsin
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