snow white ,superman,and pinocchio werewalking down the stree and came to a sign ,beauty contest inside, snow white says i will enter, she comes out half hour later and they say well what happened? snow white says ,i won 1st place. they all go further down the street and a sign says strongman competition inside. superman goes in ,comes out a half hour later and says i won first place, they all say of coarse you would. further down the street a sign says liars contest today pinocchio says my turn and goes inside , he comes out 10 minutes later crying and they ask what happened? he says who the hell is nanci pelosi?