[b]The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
1- The stamp is in perfect order.
2- There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3- People are spitting on the wrong side.