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 Monday Funny: This would be even funnier if not so dang true!

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Woodtick
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Woodtick


Number of posts : 3254
Registration date : 2008-11-15
Age : 74
Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: Monday Funny: This would be even funnier if not so dang true!   Monday Funny: This would be even funnier if not so dang true! EmptyMon Jun 29, 2009 8:37 am

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock


(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.


While his coffeepot


(MADE IN CHINA )


was perking, he shaved with his


electric razor


(MADE IN HONG KONG )


He put on a


dress shirt


(MADE IN SRI LANKA ),


designer jeans


(MADE IN SINGAPORE )


and


tennis shoes


(MADE IN KOREA)


After cooking his breakfast in his new


electric skillet


(MADE IN INDIA )


he sat down with his


calculator


(MADE IN MEXICO )


to see how much he could spend today. After setting his


watch


(MADE IN TAIWAN )


to the radio


(MADE IN INDIA )


he got in his car


(MADE IN GERMANY )


filled it with GAS


(from Saudi Arabia )


and continued his search


for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.


At the end of yet another discouraging


and fruitless day


checking his


Computer


(made in MALAYSIA ),


John decided to relax for a while.


He put on his sandals


(MADE IN BRAZIL ),


poured himself a glass of


wine


(MADE IN FRANCE )


and turned on his


TV


(MADE IN INDONESIA ),


and then wondered why he can't


find a good paying job


in AMERICA


AND NOW HE'S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT


MADE IN KENYA
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cajuncoot
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Number of posts : 3773
Registration date : 2008-03-25
Age : 65
Location : new carlisle ohio

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PostSubject: Re: Monday Funny: This would be even funnier if not so dang true!   Monday Funny: This would be even funnier if not so dang true! EmptyMon Jun 29, 2009 8:38 am

AINT THAT THE TRUTH, GREAT ONE TICK!!!
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