Why Italian Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.
An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
Elio, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always remember me."
"But Grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
bambinos.
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
another man.
"Whatta you gonna do then?
Pointa to you Rolex watch and say, 'Time's Up?'"
