A guy goes into the confessional box. He finds on one wall a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a Dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars.
Then the priest comes in.
"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to Confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting these days."
The priest replies "Get out. You're on my side."