Tuesday Funny: From the mouth's of Babes!

The Candy With The Hole In It:





The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!

Were do U get all of these Tick????

Sick bastards like me have jokes e mailed to them from other sick o's all over! ha ha ha. A few of them I've made up on my own. Not much in life I like any better than a good laugh. And a really good laugh is just too good not to share with folks ya like. Glad ya like em.

forgot your email address phil so :

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, "Do you still get horny? "The other replies, "Oh sure I do. " The first old lady asks, "What do you do about it? " The second old lady replies, "I suck a lifesaver. " After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach? "

you boys aint right ....but i love it!!

Tick & Rob.....U 2 got to get together and work on some of this stuff together.......dang, it would be priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!