3 Kids Fishing
Barack Obama was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge
railing and landed in the creek below
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3
kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water.
He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they
wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland ."
Barack said, "No problem, I'll take you there in my
special Senator's airplane."
The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air
Jordan 's shoes."
Barack said, 'I'll get them for you and even have
Michael Jordan sign them!"
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built in TV and stereo headset."
Barack was a little perplexed by this and said, "But
you don't look like you're handicapped."
The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I
saved your butt from drowning!"
