2Slow4U
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Registration date : 2009-05-18
Age : 72
Location : Sevierville, Tennessee
 | | Subject: Older Women are So Smart! Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:51 pm | |
| AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID, "FORTY-FOUR YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT, A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL".
NOW I HAVE A $1,000,000 HOME, A $40,000.00 CAR, NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I'M SLEEPING WITH A NOT SO HOT 69-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT YOU'RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.'
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN'T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISES. | |
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Woodtick
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Location : Wood County West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Older Women are So Smart! Tue Sep 01, 2009 11:40 pm | |
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Rhino Rob
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| | Subject: Re: Older Women are So Smart! Wed Sep 02, 2009 6:00 am | |
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CaptMorgansgirl
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Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Older Women are So Smart! Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:00 am | |
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Big-R
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Age : 51
Location : Louisville,Ky
| | Subject: Re: Older Women are So Smart! Wed Sep 02, 2009 9:04 am | |
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mking
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Age : 49
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| | Subject: Re: Older Women are So Smart! Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:58 pm | |
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cajuncoot
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Location : new carlisle ohio
| | Subject: Re: Older Women are So Smart! Wed Sep 02, 2009 5:28 pm | |
| damn ! young stuff doesn't look so inviting now!! | |
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