The Maine State police reports finding a man's body in the Kennebec River just south of the Gardiner/Chelsea bridge.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter
belt, a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
The Police do care.
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