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Woodtick
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Age : 74
Location : Wood County West Virginia

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PostSubject: Hillbilly Life Saving 101   Hillbilly Life Saving 101 EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 2:15 pm

Two hillbillies walk
into a restaurant. While having
a bite to eat, they talk about their
moonshine
operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is
eating
a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or
so, it becomes apparent that
she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin
ya
swallar?'

The woman shakes her head
no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The
woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The
hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her
dress, yanks down her
drawers and quickly gives her
right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.. The
woman is
so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
obstruction
flies out of her mouth. As she begins to
breathe again, the hillbilly walks
slowly back to his
table.

His partner
says, 'Ya
know, I'd heerd of that there
'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed
nobody do
it!'
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CaptMorgansgirl
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PostSubject: Re: Hillbilly Life Saving 101   Hillbilly Life Saving 101 EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 2:20 pm

roflmao
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Foxfire
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Number of posts : 6060
Registration date : 2008-04-01
Age : 73
Location : Bristol, Wisconsin

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PostSubject: Re: Hillbilly Life Saving 101   Hillbilly Life Saving 101 EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 10:31 pm

Ohhhhhhhhh Tick......you've done it again Exclamation Exclamation
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PostSubject: Re: Hillbilly Life Saving 101   Hillbilly Life Saving 101 EmptySun Sep 13, 2009 10:43 pm

roflmao perfect10 lol!
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Location : Pinch, WV

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PostSubject: Re: Hillbilly Life Saving 101   Hillbilly Life Saving 101 EmptyMon Sep 14, 2009 8:08 am

I tried that on the wife once. Didn't work.... DontKnow
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PostSubject: Re: Hillbilly Life Saving 101   Hillbilly Life Saving 101 EmptyMon Sep 14, 2009 5:12 pm

roflmao roflmao roflmao
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Location : Louisville,Ky

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PostSubject: Re: Hillbilly Life Saving 101   Hillbilly Life Saving 101 EmptyMon Sep 14, 2009 5:14 pm

That is funny right there I don't care who you are. roflmao
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