Tired of waiting in line?

Subject: Tired of waiting in line? Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:29 pm

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works at DMV and the Laundromat.

Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew will exit and you'll never get your order.

Subject: Re: Tired of waiting in line? Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:55 pm

Brother if you only knew how true that is out here!

Subject: Re: Tired of waiting in line? Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:05 pm

Woodtick wrote:: Brother if you only knew how true that is out here!

You just traveled thru the midwest. I know you know. thatsright

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