Skinny Dipping...
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had
a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, and look it over,
as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the pond naked.'
A 0Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator.'
Some old men can still think fast.
