Near Fredericksburg, Texas, there is a large German-speaking population. A farmer walking down a country road near there notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted:
'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.'
(Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s*** in it.')
The man shouted back:
'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.'
The farmer replied:
'Use two hands, you'll get more.'
