A small zoo in Ohio obtained a very rare species of
gorilla.
Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult
to
handle.
Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The
gorilla
was
in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla
available.
Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby
Lee Walton
, a
redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the
animal cages.
Bobby
Lee , like most rednecks, had little sense but
possessed ample ability
to
satisfy a female of any species.
The Zoo
Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was
approached
with
a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla
for
$500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would hav e
to think the
matter
over carefully. The following day, he announced that
he would accept
their
offer, but only under five
conditions:
"First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the
lips." The
Keeper
quickly agreed to this condition.
"Second", he
said, "She must wear a ' Dale Earnhardt Forever ' T-Shirt."
The keeper
again readily agreed to this condition.
"Third", he said, "you can't
never tell no one about this." The keeper
again readily agreed to this
condition.
"Fourth", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised
Southern
Baptist."
Once again it was agreed.
"And last," Bobby Lee
said, "I'll need another week to come up with the
$500.00."
