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Woodtick SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 3254 Registration date : 2008-11-15 Age : 74 Location : Wood County West Virginia
| Subject: The Secret Of Long Life! Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:33 pm | |
| A doctor on his morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above, sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day,"
she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, and don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you ?" "Forty-four," she replied. | |
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wvyankee2 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 10321 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 64 Location : Mohave County, Arizona
| Subject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life! Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:47 pm | |
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cajuncoot SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 3773 Registration date : 2008-03-25 Age : 65 Location : new carlisle ohio
| Subject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life! Sun Jan 03, 2010 4:09 pm | |
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nocerisdave SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 5674 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 59 Location : Laceys Spring AL
| Subject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life! Sun Jan 03, 2010 5:51 pm | |
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CaptMorgansgirl SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1573 Registration date : 2008-07-30 Age : 51 Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia
| Subject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life! Sun Jan 03, 2010 9:24 pm | |
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Big-R SSXSRider Staff
Number of posts : 16074 Registration date : 2008-02-26 Age : 51 Location : Louisville,Ky
| Subject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life! Sun Jan 03, 2010 11:10 pm | |
| - nocerisdave wrote:
- Shes hot!
Dave you wouldn't hit it?????? | |
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Foxfire SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 6060 Registration date : 2008-04-01 Age : 73 Location : Bristol, Wisconsin
| Subject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life! Mon Jan 04, 2010 8:57 am | |
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CaptMorgansgirl SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1573 Registration date : 2008-07-30 Age : 51 Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia
| Subject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life! Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:46 pm | |
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nocerisdave SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 5674 Registration date : 2008-01-22 Age : 59 Location : Laceys Spring AL
| Subject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life! Tue Jan 05, 2010 12:03 am | |
| Notice the tiara, shes a princess. I have never hit a princess. She looks experienced too. Ill have the think about it. Anybody have her cell number? | |
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Foxfire SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 6060 Registration date : 2008-04-01 Age : 73 Location : Bristol, Wisconsin
| Subject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life! Tue Jan 05, 2010 5:52 pm | |
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