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 The Secret Of Long Life!

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Woodtick
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PostSubject: The Secret Of Long Life!   The Secret Of Long Life! EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 1:33 pm

The Secret Of Long Life! LongLike


A doctor on his
morning walk, noticed the old lady pictured above,

sitting on her front step
smoking a cigar,
so he walked up to her and said,








"I couldn't help but notice how
happy you look!
What is your
secret?"





"I smoke ten cigars a day,"

she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big
joint.





Apart from that, I drink a whole
bottle of Jack Daniels
every week, and eat only junk
food.





On weekends, I pop pills, and
don't exercise at
all."






"That is
absolutely amazing! How old are you
?"

















"Forty-four," she replied.
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wvyankee2
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PostSubject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life!   The Secret Of Long Life! EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 3:47 pm

affraid The Secret Of Long Life! 13435
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cajuncoot
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PostSubject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life!   The Secret Of Long Life! EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 4:09 pm

lol!
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nocerisdave
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PostSubject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life!   The Secret Of Long Life! EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 5:51 pm

Shes hot!
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CaptMorgansgirl
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PostSubject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life!   The Secret Of Long Life! EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 9:24 pm

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life!   The Secret Of Long Life! EmptySun Jan 03, 2010 11:10 pm

nocerisdave wrote:
Shes hot!

Dave you wouldn't hit it??????
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PostSubject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life!   The Secret Of Long Life! EmptyMon Jan 04, 2010 8:57 am

Big-R wrote:
nocerisdave wrote:
Shes hot!

Dave you wouldn't hit it??????

Ya...I gotta know the answer to this 2 Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation
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PostSubject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life!   The Secret Of Long Life! EmptyMon Jan 04, 2010 10:46 pm

Foxfire wrote:
Big-R wrote:
nocerisdave wrote:
Shes hot!

Dave you wouldn't hit it??????

Ya...I gotta know the answer to this 2 Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation Exclamation


lol! Yeah, me too!
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PostSubject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life!   The Secret Of Long Life! EmptyTue Jan 05, 2010 12:03 am

Notice the tiara, shes a princess. I have never hit a princess. She looks experienced too. Ill have the think about it. Anybody have her cell number?
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PostSubject: Re: The Secret Of Long Life!   The Secret Of Long Life! EmptyTue Jan 05, 2010 5:52 pm

nocerisdave wrote:
Notice the tiara, shes a princess. I have never hit a princess. She looks experienced too. Ill have the think about it. Anybody have her cell number?

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