A little old man
is walking down the street one afternoon,
when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.
He says to her, "Hey miss, would you
let me bite your breasts for $100?"
"Are you nuts?!" she replies,
and keeps walking away.
He turns around, runs around the block
and gets to the corner before she does.
"Would you let me bite your breasts for
$1,000 dollars?" he asks again.
"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman!
Got it?"
So the little old man runs around
the next block and faces her again,
"Would you let me bite your breasts
- just once - for $10,000 dollars?!"
She thinks about it for a while and says,
"Hmmmmm, $10,000 dollars...;
Ok, just once, but not here.
Let's go to that dark alley over there."
So they go into the alley,
where she takes off her blouse to reveal
the most perfect breasts in the world.
As soon as he sees them,
he grabs them and starts caressing them,
fondling them slowly, kissing them,
licking them, burying his face in them -
but not biting them.
The woman finally gets annoyed and asks,
'Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?'
"Nah," says the little old man...
"Costs too much!"
