God Help me But this IS FUNNY! "Dear Abby"

Last edited by Woodtick on Wed Jan 27, 2010 1:47 pm; edited 1 time in total

I am a crack dealer in Columbus,
Ohio ,who has recently been
diagnosed as
a carrier of the HIV virus. My
parents live in a suburb of Worthington
and
one of my sisters, who lives in
Dublin ,is married to a transvestite.
My
father and mother have recently been arrested for
growing and selling
marijuana and are
currently dependent on my other two
sisters, who are
prostitutes in Grove City

I have two brothers. One is
currently serving a non-parole
life sentence in Lucasville for the murder of
a teenage boy
in 1994. The other brother is currently in jail
awaiting
trial on charges of sexual misconduct with
his
three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry
a
former Thai prostitute who lives in Atlanta
and is still a part time
"working girl" in a brothel. All
things considered, my main
problem
is this. I love my fiancée and look forward
to
bringing her into the family and I
certainly
want to be totally honest with her.
Should I
tell her about my cousin who is a
Democrat who voted for
Obama?

Signed,

Worried About
My Reputation