2Slow4U
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Number of posts : 1657
Registration date : 2009-05-18
Age : 72
Location : Sevierville, Tennessee
 | | Subject: First year students Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:07 am | |
| First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were attending their first anatomy
class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the
body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the
professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow,
withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his
students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns
sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most
important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index
finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're
stupid..."
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MarkM
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Number of posts : 503
Registration date : 2009-04-19
Age : 55
Location : Pinch, WV
| | Subject: Re: First year students Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:16 am | |
| If I was one of them jokers, I believe I would just have to go to the house after that.  | |
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Gimpy
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Number of posts : 7708
Registration date : 2009-10-01
Location : Louisville, KY
| | Subject: Re: First year students Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:35 pm | |
| That is why I like to pay attention!  | |
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