> A REDNECK was walking home
> late at
> night and sees a woman in the
> Shadows.
>
>
>
>
> 'Twenty
> dollars' she whispers.
>
>
> Bubba
> had never been with a hooker before, but decides
> what the hell, it's only twenty bucks so they hide
> in the
> bushes.
>
>
> They're
> 'engaged' for a minute when all of a
> sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police
> officer.
>
>
> 'What's
> going on here, people?' Asks the
> officer.
>
>
> 'I'm
> making love to my wife!' Bubba answers sounding
> annoyed.
>
>
> 'Oh, I'm
> sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'
>
>
> 'Well,
> neither did I, til ya shined that light in
> her face!'
