A guy with land near Sydney, Australia buys several sheep, hoping to
breed them for wool..............
After
several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are
getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help.
The
vet tells him that he should try artificial
insemination.
The
farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but,
not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know
when the sheep are pregnant.
The
vet tells him that they will stop standing around and
instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The
man hangs up and gives it some thought.
He
comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means
he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So,
he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out
into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to
bed.Next
morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep.
Seeing
that they are all still standing around, he deduces
that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover
again.
He
drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for
good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next
morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing
round. 'Try again.' he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and
drive them out to the woods.
He
spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home,
falls knackered into bed.
The
next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed
to look out of the window.
He
asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying
in the grass.
'No,'
she says, 'But they're all in the Land Rover, and one
of them is beeping the horn.
