FIVE Surgeons
>
> While having lunch five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes
> the best patients to operate on.
>
> The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my
> operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is
> numbered.."
>
> The second surgeon,from Chicago responds, "Yeah, but you should try
> electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
>
> The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are
> the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"
>
> The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I
> like construction workers... Those guys always understand when you have a
> few parts left over."
>
> But the fifth surgeon, from Washington DC , shut them all up when he
> observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
> There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. Plus, the
> head
> and the ass are interchangeable."
