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GunRunner
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Age : 70
Location : North Georgia,
| | Subject: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Thu Feb 11, 2010 5:25 pm | |
| When chuck norris orders Kentucky fried chicken he eats the bucket first as a appetizer.  The Dead sea is dead cause chuck killed it.  Chuck Norris bites the heads off bats for ozzy osborne. two at a time  When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.  | |
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wvyankee2
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Number of posts : 10321
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 64
Location : Mohave County, Arizona
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:00 pm | |
| Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag... he potato sacks!  | |
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CaptMorgansgirl
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Number of posts : 1573
Registration date : 2008-07-30
Age : 51
Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:12 pm | |
| Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. | |
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ridepate
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Number of posts : 6409
Registration date : 2009-04-23
Age : 64
Location : 1st join date- 1/22/2008- North Ga.
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:36 pm | |
| I've got a gun............those fists ai'nt Shi@ | |
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Lduke_01
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Number of posts : 127
Registration date : 2009-12-29
Age : 38
Location : NEWPORT,TN
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Thu Feb 25, 2010 10:44 pm | |
| when chuck norris does push ups he dont dont go up and down the earth does | |
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GunRunner
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Number of posts : 5296
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 70
Location : North Georgia,
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:33 pm | |
| The Sun rises in the east cause chuck Norris told it to! | |
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AIRBORNE
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Number of posts : 6266
Registration date : 2008-05-01
Age : 50
Location : Morgantown, West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Fri Feb 26, 2010 12:54 pm | |
| Chuck Norris flosses with concertina wire. | |
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Lduke_01
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Number of posts : 127
Registration date : 2009-12-29
Age : 38
Location : NEWPORT,TN
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:06 pm | |
| chuck norris whips his but with but with 80 grit sandpaper cuz tp is mad just for her | |
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Rhino Rob
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Registration date : 2009-01-25
Age : 63
Location : the home of the volunteers and port st joe tiger sharks
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:43 pm | |
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Woodtick
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Registration date : 2008-11-15
Age : 74
Location : Wood County West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Tue Mar 02, 2010 10:22 pm | |
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GunRunner
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Number of posts : 5296
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 70
Location : North Georgia,
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:56 am | |
| Chuck Norris round house kicks crying babies at the mall. | |
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Rhino Rob
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Registration date : 2009-01-25
Age : 63
Location : the home of the volunteers and port st joe tiger sharks
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:59 am | |
| CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time. | |
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AIRBORNE
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Number of posts : 6266
Registration date : 2008-05-01
Age : 50
Location : Morgantown, West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:26 am | |
| Chuck Norris does not need a phone to call long distance because his voice carries so far. | |
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GunRunner
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Number of posts : 5296
Registration date : 2008-01-22
Age : 70
Location : North Georgia,
| | Subject: Re: Today is Chuck Norris day, lets hear your best... Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:30 am | |
| Chuck Norris tried out for the USA Olympic Ice skating team, but every time he did a reverse spin the world started turning backwards. | |
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