It's winter in Parkersburg
West Virginia ,
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per
hour at 2 below!
Oh, how I love West Virginia ,
When the snow's up to
your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I
could never leave West Virginia ,
Cause I'm frozen to the ground.