Thanks to you, American Dummy!

"thanks to you, American dummy"







Welfare Poem



I cross ocean,

poor and broke,

Take bus,

see employment folk.



Nice man treat me

good in there,

Say I need to

see welfare.



Welfare say,

'You come no more,

We send cash

right to your door.'



Welfare checks,

they make you wealthy,

Medicaid it keep

you healthy!



By and by,

I get plenty money,

Thanks to you,

American dummy.



Write to friends

in motherland,

Tell them 'come

fast as can.'



They come in turbans

and Ford trucks,

I buy big house

with welfare bucks



They come here,

we live together,

More welfare checks,

it gets better!



Fourteen families,

they moving in,

But neighbor's patience

wearing thin.



Finally, white guy

moves away,

I buy his house,

and then I say,



'Find more aliens

for house to rent.'

And in the yard

I put a tent.



Send for family

they just trash,

But they, too,

draw welfare cash!



Everything good,

very good,

And soon we

own neighborhood.



We have hobby

it called breeding,

Welfare pay

for baby feeding.



Kids need dentist?

Wife need pills?

We get free!

We got no bills!



Americans crazy!

He pay all year,

To keep welfare

running here.



We think America

darn good place!

Too darn good for

the white man race.



If they no like us,

they can scram,

Got lots of room in Pakistan .

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It is interesting that the federal government provides a

single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890.00

and each can also get an additional $580.00 in social assistance for a total of$2,470.00 .



This compares very well to a single pensioner who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012.00 in old age pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement.



Maybe our pensioners should apply as refugees!