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> Barak Obama was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over the
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> bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
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> Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing
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> pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids
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> whatever they wanted.
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> The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland 'Barak said, 'No
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> problem, I'll take you there on my special airplane.
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> The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Jordan shoes.. Barak
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> said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'
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> The third kid said, 'I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in
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> TV and stereo headset!'
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> Barak was a little perplexed by this and said, 'But you don't look like
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> you're handicapped.'
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> The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
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> drowning.
