They Walk Among Us!
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*One day I was walking down the beach with
Some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the
Estate agent which direction was north because
He didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east
And has for sometime. She shook her head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.....'
They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
When we overheard an admin girl talking about the
Sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said
She 'didn't think she'd get sunburned
Because the car was moving'.
They Walk Among Us!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman
With a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip
Out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear
Remain the same distance apart no
Matter which way the head is turned...
They Walk Among Us !
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and
Went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry
Because she was a trained professional and
Said I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me,
'Has your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work with professionals like this.)
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man
Ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
The cook asked him if he would like it cut
Into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
Then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry
Enough to eat 6 pieces.
They Walk Among Us!
Dumb as a box of Rocks
Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they vote, their vote equals ours, and they also reproduce.
