Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right fender, followed by the left.
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his straps fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his coffee-stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap onto a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing, Mick?' says Paddy.
'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me,' says an obviously embarrassed Mick. 'Me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
