Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed
In the hospital,
Wearing an oxygen mask over his
Mouth and nose,
Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
A young student nurse appears to give him a
Partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask 'Are my
Testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
'I don't know,Sir. I'm only here to wash Your upper body.'
He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my Testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
She overcomes her Embarrassment and sheepishly
Pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his Penis in one hand and his
Testicles in the other,
Lifting and moving them Around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says, 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you,
there's nothing wrong With them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
Smiles at her and Says very slowly,
'Thank you very much. That was
Wonderful, but listen Very, very closely.....
' A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - B a c k ? '
