What is a 710??

What is a 710?

A few days ago I was having my tires rotated at the garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?' She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circl e and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' If you're not sure what a 710 is SCROLL DOWN

That is unbelievable and funny as

sounds like something my wife would do

Excellent!!!!!!!!! Even my blonde better half thought it was great!!!!!

Okay, you want a true one??? My uncle was a Little Debbie driver. He gets behind a woman driving down the road......smoke is billowing from the rear wheel area on both sides. He honks repeatedly, flashes his truck lights. She keeps driving, oblivious to the smoke and the fact her tires could catch fire and then send her whole car up in flames. Well he keeps following her till she pulls off the road somewhere. He gets out and shows her the smoking. He looks inside the drivers door.......emergency brake was set. She responds, "My husband told me never to mess with that". She did not even know what the damn thing was.....OMG. And she has a license........WOW

I'm allowed in the 18+ section, but cant laugh at Blonde Jokes............Makes no sense to me