REDNECK LENT

REDNECK LENT

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook
a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it
was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious
aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the
Catholic Faithful that they finally talked to their Priest.
The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass...and as the
Priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, 'You were born a Baptist, and
raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the
wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into
Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and
watched in amazement.
There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully
sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz
raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

Who said Rednecks aren't smart.

bigbore wrote:

Who said Rednecks aren't smart.

Well, at least Bubba......he kinda made all that work out.

Loved that one. I had to send it to momma. Maybe it'll keep her from reminding me no meat on fridays.

How stupid I've been for years, I was thinking lent was what I cleaned from the cloth dryer filter every week...OMG

Boliver wrote:

How stupid I've been for years, I was thinking lent was what I cleaned from the cloth dryer filter every week...OMG

I get some from time to time out of my belly button. I found a jelly bean in it one time. How the hell does that happen? I dont even like jelly beans.

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