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PostSubject: Hot Air Balloon   Hot Air Balloon EmptySat Mar 19, 2011 7:17 pm

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."



The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approx 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."



She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know that?" "Well" answered the balloonist "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."



The man smiled and responded "You must be a Democrat." "I am" replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well" said the man "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault.

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PostSubject: Re: Hot Air Balloon   Hot Air Balloon EmptySun Mar 20, 2011 8:39 am

roflmao
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PostSubject: Re: Hot Air Balloon   Hot Air Balloon EmptySun Mar 20, 2011 10:33 am

roflmao thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Hot Air Balloon   Hot Air Balloon EmptySun Mar 20, 2011 10:43 am

Good one Exclamation
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PostSubject: Re: Hot Air Balloon   Hot Air Balloon EmptySun Mar 20, 2011 8:18 pm

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Hot Air Balloon   Hot Air Balloon EmptyMon Mar 21, 2011 9:03 pm

thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Hot Air Balloon   Hot Air Balloon EmptyWed Mar 23, 2011 10:36 pm

Hollon wrote:
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."



The man consulted his GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approx 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude."



She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know that?" "Well" answered the balloonist "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."



The man smiled and responded "You must be a Democrat." "I am" replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well" said the man "you don't know where you are, or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault.

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