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Woodtick
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PostSubject: Don't Mess With Texas!   Don't Mess With Texas! EmptyWed Jun 01, 2011 3:53 pm

> The Texas Department of Safety Officer pulled over SUV owner Mike for a
> weapons check because of an NRA bumper sticker.
>
> When the officer approached the vehicle, the man behind the wheel handed the
> officer his driver's license, insurance card and concealed carry permit.
>
> The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr. Murray, I
> see you have a CCW. Do you have any weapons with you?"
>
> The driver replied, " Yes I do. I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a .45
> in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
>
> The officer looked at Mike and asked, "Anything else?"
>
> "Yes. I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 in the back."
>
> The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range and the
> man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the driver's face
> and said "Mr. Murray, you're are carrying quite a few guns. May I ask what you
> are afraid of?
>
>
> Mike locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,
>
> "Nothing."
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Mess With Texas!   Don't Mess With Texas! EmptyWed Jun 01, 2011 7:51 pm

thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Mess With Texas!   Don't Mess With Texas! EmptyWed Jun 01, 2011 8:00 pm

cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Mess With Texas!   Don't Mess With Texas! EmptyWed Jun 01, 2011 8:16 pm

ownedsm thatsright lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Mess With Texas!   Don't Mess With Texas! EmptyWed Jun 01, 2011 8:33 pm

thatsright
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I love that one. thatsright
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PostSubject: Re: Don't Mess With Texas!   Don't Mess With Texas! EmptyWed Jun 08, 2011 2:08 am

be prepared flameing
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