On January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers
were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl
about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge.
So they stopped.
Spike, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his
Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the
State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't
want to miss a "be-a-legend opportunity" either,
so he asked:
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the
railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep,
lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, Spike gets approval from his biker-
buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper,
and says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey!
That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts.
You could be famous if you rode with me.
Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
