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Gimpy
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PostSubject: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptyFri Aug 16, 2013 9:08 pm

Sorry to offend some of my friends who have fords, but I couldn't resist these. Again, sorry.

Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine?
A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual?
A: The train & bus schedule.

Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill?
A: A Miracle.

Q: What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill?
A: A mirage.

Q: What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts?
A: A wheelbarrow

Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Fill the tank.

Q: Why do the new Ford Explorers have larger bumpers?
A: To make it easier on the tow trucks.

Q: Why are Ford dealers giving away a dog with each Ford sold?
A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.

Q: Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed?
A: It improves the Chevy tow truck's fuel consumption.

Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a tampon?
A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.

Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley?
A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.

Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways?
A: So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
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MuddyBuddy
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptyFri Aug 16, 2013 11:21 pm

Razz 
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Dean
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptySat Aug 17, 2013 12:55 pm

roflmao thatsright 
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptySat Aug 17, 2013 1:32 pm

that was stupid in the first place that is not what diesels are for they are for pulling monster loads. but that being said i still love my ford and dont worry about pulling anything i hook to.
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptySat Aug 17, 2013 2:40 pm

I just change Ford to Chevy and I am good.
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptySat Aug 17, 2013 4:19 pm

Razz Laughing 
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptySat Aug 17, 2013 6:08 pm

MuddyBuddy wrote:
Razz 
What idiot would do that to their truck in the first place?
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptySun Aug 18, 2013 2:06 am

woo hoo chevrolet OBAMA motors gotta love em
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptySun Aug 18, 2013 10:25 am

Smokem
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roadiestar

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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptySun Aug 18, 2013 10:52 am

TBONE21 wrote:
I just change Ford to Chevy and I am good.
That's what I did and posted it on facebook welcome 
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptySun Aug 18, 2013 7:34 pm

I seen where 2 people on facebook with fords had to be towed home this weekend lol. Dodge or nothing when it comes to trucks for me.
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptySun Aug 18, 2013 10:22 pm

roadiestar wrote:
TBONE21 wrote:
I just change Ford to Chevy and I am good.
That's what I did and posted it on facebook   welcome 
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptyMon Aug 19, 2013 5:38 am

yup you can have your Obama Motors, I'll keep my ford
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PostSubject: Re: Short Ford jokes   Short Ford jokes EmptyMon Aug 19, 2013 5:41 pm

Baditude wrote:
yup you can have your Obama Motors, I'll keep my ford
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