Number of posts : 7708 Registration date : 2009-10-01 Location : Louisville, KY
Subject: Short Ford jokes Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:08 pm
Sorry to offend some of my friends who have fords, but I couldn't resist these. Again, sorry.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a porcupine? A: Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: What goes on pages 4-5 of the Ford's user's manual? A: The train & bus schedule.
Q: What do you call a Ford at the top of a Hill? A: A Miracle.
Q: What do you call two Fords at the top of a hill? A: A mirage.
Q: What do you call a Ford with dual exhausts? A: A wheelbarrow
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford? A: Fill the tank.
Q: Why do the new Ford Explorers have larger bumpers? A: To make it easier on the tow trucks.
Q: Why are Ford dealers giving away a dog with each Ford sold? A: So the owner has a companion to walk home with.
Q: Why are the latest Fords so aerodynamically designed? A: It improves the Chevy tow truck's fuel consumption.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a tampon? A: A tampon comes with it's own tow rope.
Q: What is the difference between a Ford and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley is much easier to push.
Q: Why do they put sidewalks beside most streets and highways? A: So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
MuddyBuddy SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2085 Registration date : 2010-01-03 Age : 37 Location : Nashville, TN
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Fri Aug 16, 2013 11:21 pm
Dean SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1210 Registration date : 2010-12-18 Age : 52 Location : Jackson, Ky
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sat Aug 17, 2013 12:55 pm
DOG SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1305 Registration date : 2010-02-20 Age : 49 Location : Dalton Ga
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sat Aug 17, 2013 1:32 pm
that was stupid in the first place that is not what diesels are for they are for pulling monster loads. but that being said i still love my ford and dont worry about pulling anything i hook to.
TBONE21 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 737 Registration date : 2011-02-15 Age : 43 Location : Archdale, NC
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:40 pm
I just change Ford to Chevy and I am good.
Goose SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2971 Registration date : 2010-03-15 Age : 75 Location : Barnesville, Ga.
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sat Aug 17, 2013 4:19 pm
Gimpy SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 7708 Registration date : 2009-10-01 Location : Louisville, KY
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sat Aug 17, 2013 6:08 pm
MuddyBuddy wrote:
What idiot would do that to their truck in the first place?
Cuz SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 327 Registration date : 2012-06-04 Age : 50 Location : Russell Springs Ky
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sun Aug 18, 2013 2:06 am
woo hoo chevrolet OBAMA motors gotta love em
S SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1655 Registration date : 2008-09-12 Age : 52 Location : Solsberry, Indiana
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:53 am
Goose SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 2971 Registration date : 2010-03-15 Age : 75 Location : Barnesville, Ga.
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:25 am
Smokem
roadiestar
Number of posts : 842 Registration date : 2008-01-25 Age : 103 Location : Obama land USSR
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:52 am
TBONE21 wrote:
I just change Ford to Chevy and I am good.
That's what I did and posted it on facebook
bacon SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 849 Registration date : 2011-09-06 Age : 35 Location : Athens,TN
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sun Aug 18, 2013 7:34 pm
I seen where 2 people on facebook with fords had to be towed home this weekend lol. Dodge or nothing when it comes to trucks for me.
TBONE21 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 737 Registration date : 2011-02-15 Age : 43 Location : Archdale, NC
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:22 pm
roadiestar wrote:
TBONE21 wrote:
I just change Ford to Chevy and I am good.
That's what I did and posted it on facebook
Yahoo!
Baditude SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 1132 Registration date : 2010-06-17 Age : 56 Location : Indianapolis, IN
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:38 am
yup you can have your Obama Motors, I'll keep my ford
TBONE21 SSXSRider Member
Number of posts : 737 Registration date : 2011-02-15 Age : 43 Location : Archdale, NC
Subject: Re: Short Ford jokes Mon Aug 19, 2013 5:41 pm
Baditude wrote:
yup you can have your Obama Motors, I'll keep my ford
