Little Johnny... Know It All

Little Johnny asks his mother her age.

She replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

Johnny then asks his mother how much she weighs.

Again his mother replies, "Gentlemen don't ask ladies that question."

The boy then asks, "Why did Daddy leave you?"

To this, the mother says, "You shouldn't ask that," and sends him to his room.

On the way, Johnny trips over his mother's purse. When he picks it up, her driver's license falls out.

Johnny runs back into the room. "I know all about you now. You are 36 years old, weigh 127 pounds and Daddy left you because you got an 'F' in sex!"

Where's little Johnny now.....   

MarkM wrote:

Where's little Johnny now.....   

Hey Mark, I am thinking about making a new rule.......... You have to ride with this group at lest once every four years to post on this site...........   

Big-R wrote:

MarkM wrote:

Where's little Johnny now.....   

Hey Mark, I am thinking about making a new rule..........  You have to ride with this group at lest once every four years to post on this site...........    

Tell me about it. It's like I don't even know y'all anymore.   Ok that does it. I'm tired of sittin out cuz I got things to do. Riding is what I need to do. So after I get this weekend cabin trip behind me it's all about getting the ole rhino back in shape. I miss you guys...  

MarkM wrote:

Big-R wrote:

MarkM wrote:

Where's little Johnny now.....   

Hey Mark, I am thinking about making a new rule..........  You have to ride with this group at lest once every four years to post on this site...........    

Tell me about it. It's like I don't even know y'all anymore.   Ok that does it. I'm tired of sittin out cuz I got things to do. Riding is what I need to do. So after I get this weekend cabin trip behind me it's all about getting the ole rhino back in shape. I miss you guys...  

That's the sprit. I will even come to WV if that is what it takes!!!!