Stupid Questions

What are some of the crazy things people have asked you?




One that I remember....is I have this friend that I met up with....we hadn't seen each other in years....anyways...she asked me "Why are you driving an SUV, you don't have any kids"? I am thinking are you serious?? lol....had to explain that I love SUV's.....& that's why I own one.

do you ever get tired of sitting all the time?

Wheelin wrote:

do you ever get tired of sitting all the time?

How about a statement? "That won't work for speaker wire, that's lamp wire".

Do you want to go ridein this week?

How about a sarcastic one from my lovey wife, an answer to a question.
Whats your favorite color.......clear! Ya she quailifies as a smart arse.

Another good one from the mouths of babes, my 6 year old son (swimmer).

Question: Are you serious?

Trents answer: Stupid serious!

It may have been around a while but first time I have ever heard it.

Question " did you hear about the fatal car accident this morning"

reply " Wow, did anyone die?"

lol.....trying not to laugh, but some of these are funny. :D

why do we drive on parkways....and park on driveways???

" May I ask you a question?"......you just did.

or when you go see a movie and somebody ask you "did u see that?" ......... reply "no i paid 8 dollars to stare at the ceiling the whole time."

When is our next holiday? Good Friday. Is that on a Friday. Heard this one just yesterday.

Did you spill your beer ????

I had a customer call me once...I asked for his account number, & he started punching the numbers in on the phone.....I kept telling him I don't understand tones, so he punchs the numbers in really slow...it was so funny at the time, so I had someone else take the call, because I couldn't stop laughing.......my co-worker finally convinced the guy we weren't computers.....& are human.

Why do hot dogs come in a package of 10 and the buns only come in a package of 8?

McChicken wrote:

Why do hot dogs come in a package of 10 and the buns only come in a package of 8?

Now that's a GOOD Fin Question!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had some city folk up a couple years ago and when they got ready to leave ,I asked them if they wanted to take some fresh eggs home with them.Their answer was ( hell no they would not eat anything out of a chickens butt only eggs from the supermarket )

I was installing a fire sprinkler system in a new walgreens store this summer and the future manager of the store showed up to talk to me about it.He said that he really wasnt too thrilled about the sprinkler system being put in.I sked why.He remarked that he thot it was ridiculous that all the sprinkler heads in the store would go off if someone should happen to accidently break one .I told him he had been watching too many Bruce Willis movies and then explained it all.