I bought a new FORD F-350 and returned to the
dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work..
The salesman explained that the radio was voice
activated..
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The
Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an
instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
every time I'd say, 'Elvis,' I'd get beautiful classicalrock music,
and if I said, 'Beach Boys,' I'd get one of their awesome
songs.
Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed
my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled,
'Ass Holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to
play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael
Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica,
Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and
Ted Kennedy On Scotch.
I LOVE this truck!
