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 Pinochios Girlfriend

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Rhino Rob
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PostSubject: Pinochios Girlfriend   Pinochios Girlfriend EmptyThu May 28, 2009 5:55 am
One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.



"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"



"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.



"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your



"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"
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PostSubject: Re: Pinochios Girlfriend   Pinochios Girlfriend EmptyThu May 28, 2009 7:59 am
can ya whittle me a new one ? the old one is wore down to a splinter now!
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