Woman's story of the miracle of toilet paper

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds'.

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

'How long will this take?' I asked.

'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your a$$, didn't it?'

That man will live a miserable life.

it worked for janet aka the ol'goat . she hasnt rubbed enough up top yet ! DAMN did i write this ,i thought i was just thinkin it shhhhh.. dont tell her guys whats said on the forum stays on the forum!!