The town constable is sitting on the front porch of the general store, in a small Alabama town, when he sees Junior walking up the street with a black eye. He calls out “Junior, how’d you get that black eye?”
“Well Sir, it was this way. Me an my brother went to church yesterday, jest like we always do, and we was sittin in the pew behind old lady Smith. When we all stood up to sing the hymn, I noticed that big ole flowery dress she wears to church was stuck between her butt cheeks, so I pulled it out, and that’s how I got this black eye.”
The constable says “I hope you learned something from that”.
“I shore did” says Junior.
The next Monday, the constable is sitting on the general store porch, when he sees Junior walking up the street with another black eye and a big bandage on his nose. He called Junior over and asked what happened.
“Me an my brother went to church yesterday, jest like we always do, and we was sittin in the pew behind old lady Smith. When we all stood up to sing the hymn, I noticed that big ole flowery dress she wears to church was stuck between her butt cheeks again.”
“My god, you didn’t pull it out again, did you?”
“No Sir” Junior replied, “but my brother did”. “I knowed she didn’t like that, so right quick, I put it back.”
