2Slow4U
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Number of posts : 1657
Registration date : 2009-05-18
Age : 72
Location : Sevierville, Tennessee
 | | Subject: Smoking... Tue Feb 02, 2010 11:01 am | |
| Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter, Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted... | |
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mason
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Registration date : 2009-04-07
Age : 69
Location : austinville,va
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Woodtick
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Number of posts : 3254
Registration date : 2008-11-15
Age : 74
Location : Wood County West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Smoking... Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:36 pm | |
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Rhino Rob
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Number of posts : 2577
Registration date : 2009-01-25
Age : 62
Location : the home of the volunteers and port st joe tiger sharks
| | Subject: Re: Smoking... Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:22 am | |
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CaptMorgansgirl
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Number of posts : 1573
Registration date : 2008-07-30
Age : 50
Location : Scott Depot, West Virginia
| | Subject: Re: Smoking... Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:10 pm | |
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Foxfire
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Number of posts : 6060
Registration date : 2008-04-01
Age : 72
Location : Bristol, Wisconsin
| | Subject: Re: Smoking... Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:43 pm | |
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