a man was killed and three others severely injured today on the golf course. the 4 men were waiting behind a group of ladies on the womens tees when the first woman stepped up and teed off the ball went 5 feet .she swung again and wiffed it . she swung the third time the ball went about 5 feet. she turned and looked at everyone and said " i guess all those f@#$ing lessons i took in the winter didnt work. the man replied maybe you should have taken golf lessons instead ! he never had a chance to duck the club !!
