Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Paducah , KY who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Bowling Green . One of my sisters lives in Taylorsville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are Prostitutes in Louisville .
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently In jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a girl who goes to church and comes from a good family.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family.
I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin from Ashland , who is an Obama supporter?
Signed
Worried About My Reputation
