Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.


In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Where do sac credits come in

yeah right not me

hutch wrote:

Where do sac credits come in

Wifes call that part dumb-ass. Our fellow SXS peers are the only ones that can award sac credits. If sac credits are coming from your wife......she is being WAY to nice and she is either cheating on you or has emptied the bank account, or both.

That's why she helps me pack every time i say i'm goin riding. And why i'm broke

hutch wrote:

That's why she helps me pack every time i say i'm goin riding. And why i'm broke

hutch wrote:

That's why she helps me pack every time i say i'm goin riding. And why i'm broke

If she is making you a sammich.....I would forgive her.

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'



some women like it when you do this.











let me know if you find one.

bush wrote:

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'



some women like it when you do this.













let me know if you find one.

I could say something on this one but I will let it slide. Mason is a good friend of mine. ur still da man Bush!