Medical distinction between Guts and Balls

Subject: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:42 am

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Subject: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:34 am

Subject: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:02 pm

Subject: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:14 pm

Where do sac credits come in scratch

Subject: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:49 pm

yeah right not me roflmao

Subject: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:32 pm

hutch wrote:: Where do sac credits come in

Wifes call that part dumb-ass. Our fellow SXS peers are the only ones that can award sac credits. If sac credits are coming from your wife......she is being WAY to nice and she is either cheating on you or has emptied the bank account, or both.

Subject: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:02 pm

That's why she helps me pack every time i say i'm goin riding. And why i'm broke

Subject: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls Tue Dec 06, 2011 8:25 pm

hutch wrote:: That's why she helps me pack every time i say i'm goin riding. And why i'm broke

hutch wrote:: That's why she helps me pack every time i say i'm goin riding. And why i'm broke

If she is making you a sammich.....I would forgive her.

Subject: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:11 am

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

some women like it when you do this.

let me know if you find one. Chug

Subject: Re: Medical distinction between Guts and Balls Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:16 pm

bush wrote:: BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

some women like it when you do this.

let me know if you find one.

I could say something on this one but I will let it slide. Mason is a good friend of mine. roflmao

ur still da man Bush!